It surprises one to see the amount of veneration, remuneration, and recognition accorded the protagonists of the tech world of the 21st century. Bill Gates, for instance, remains one of the Richest men Ever, to put on a pair of glasses. Larry Page, has more far more money than he knows what to do with. Steve Jobs literally shook the world when he died. And what about Young Mack Zuckerbarck; well, lets just say that with his billionaire status and all, if you ever find yourself in love with a girl he fancies; you know who the loser will be. Got the picture?
In view of the enviable dispositions of these tech giants, wont it be nice to find yourself in their shoes. Riding in long wicked limos like Bill Gates, Going about snubbing people like Larry Page, and being a sex symbol like Mark Zuckerbag? Yeah! I got your answer!
Well, this article was written to show you how to make this dream a reality…well almost a reality.
You Need to be A freak:
Do you think Gates’ d be able to write a program as sophisticated as Microsoft Operating system if he went about flaunting good clothes, eating cheese, and making more friends than a politician? No way. To be a tech wiz, you must start wearing extremely weird clothes. Anything oversize will do. And you also need to get a pair of glasses and have an eye sickness or you can at least claim one. (I mean, haven’t you noticed Gates and Mark).
Once you are done with the costume, progress to your social life. Avoid parties, social gatherings of any kind, and have only one friend; your laptops, I Pads, and headphones! You should avoid friends as sensitively as one’s DI_k avoids hot metal. And if you could accumulate a little body odor too; that’ll be just fine…
Belong to a Weird Religion: You didn’t know? Gates is neither a Christian, Muslim nor, atheist. Rather, his own religion is a lot more thrilling. In an interview, he mentioned that he is an “Agnostic”. Now, how many people do you know as “Agnostics”? Not many right? That’s the spirit! Okay, lets come down to young Zuckerbarck. The guy is as atheistic as a stone! He would sooner lose his Facebook empire than agree to go to church with you. And when you count the number of atheists on our beloved planet; you realize they aren’t many too.
To further buttress this point; have you ever wondered about the Old Jobs’ religion is? Buddhism! Now, you might say you’ve heard of this religion a couple of times but when last did you see its adherent? Let me guess…. Last 10 years?
Other tech wizards are affiliated to the Church of Satan, Church of Scientology; and if a new church, going by the name of “ Lucifer’s temple” emerges, you would be sure to see tech wizards there in no time. Hence, to become a tech wiz; you need to join a freaky religion and you need to join it really fast!
Be close to your computers: the truth is; in the 1990s, there were lots of things to be invented. We had no Facebook, no 2go, no whats app, and Google wasn’t even around. Hence, it was a lot more tedious becoming a tech wiz then. You had to know python, C plus, Java, Java Script (Why do these codes come with such horrible names anyway?) and a lot of other dangerous codes. Luckily for you however, today’s tech wiz doesn’t have to subject himself to any of these.
Anything you want to invent now; someone else has already invented. Matter of fact, 2go was only copied from face book. Whats app was copied from Yahoo. And G mail
So you see, there is nothing really there to invent anymore. All you need to do is sit by your system all the time. It doesn’t matter if you are watching a movie (though computer wizards don’t watch movies) , playing games or just reading novels. Always keep your eyes glued to a computer screen. Period!
Finally; be miserly: Marck Zuckerback, whom as you might have noticed, is one of our core reference points in this article goes about in cheap slippers, wears old T shirts, and dirty jean trousers. Steve Jobs was so stingy that he couldn’t even bear to pay his car taxes, but rather, negotiated with his car dealer to change his car every three months just so he could evade tax even with all his billions!
? Well, isn’t it obvious they simply copied yahoo, pasted it on their own server, and changed y to g?
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